Pop-Culture Tipples
Made-up people saying made-up things sometimes need a made-up drink, just like the rest of us. From the Flaming Moe to the Vesper Martini, pop culture likes a drink or two. As fun as these drinks are, they can be useful for a themed night as well as, say, a date in early May
The ingredients occasionally sound funnier to list than they do work together, but them’s the breaks
Let’s raise a glass and exclaim "IwlIj jachjaj" together as we sip make-believe made real
Bantha Milk
“This should be a total blue milk run, kid. But it’ll give you a chance to pick up some negotiating skills. Let’s head to Tatooine”
Snake Juice
“Son, you should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee. Drink this now”
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
“The alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head”
Flaming Moe (or Homer)
“It’s called a Flaming Moe. That’s right, a Flaming Moe. My name is Moe, and I invented it. That’s why it’s called a Flaming Moe”
Romulan Ale
“Romulan ale? Why, Bones, you know this is illegal”
Death Spasm
“I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling”
Vesper
“I think I’ll call it a Vesper… because once you’ve tasted it, that’s all you want to drink”
Old Spanish
“Is that not a thing? The guys at the office told me it was a cool drink”
Funky Juice
“That’s my drink! I keep a thermos of it by my toilet! You misheard me”
Star Wars, Parks & Recreation, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Simpsons, Star Trek, Cocktail, James Bond, 30 Rock (and, oddly, Mad Men), and 30 Rock again
Help yourself to 100 points if you got them all without cheating
