Pop-Culture Tipples
Made-up people saying made-up things sometimes need a made-up drink, just like the rest of us. From the Flaming Moe to the Vesper Martini, pop culture likes a drink or two. As fun as these drinks are, they can be useful for a themed night as well as, say, a date in early May
The ingredients occasionally sound funnier to list than they do work together, but them’s the breaks
Let’s raise a glass and exclaim 'IwlIj jachjaj together as we sip make-believe made real
Bantha Milk
“This should be a total blue milk run, kid. But it’ll give you a chance to pick up some negotiating skills. Let’s head to Tatooine”
Snake Juice
“Son, you should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee. Drink this now”
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
“The alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head”
Flaming Moe (or Homer)
“It’s called a Flaming Moe. That’s right, a Flaming Moe. My name is Moe, and I invented it. That’s why it’s called a Flaming Moe”
Romulan Ale
“Romulan ale? Why, Bones, you know this is illegal”
Death Spasm
“I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling”
Vesper
“I think I’ll call it a Vesper… because once you’ve tasted it, that’s all you want to drink”
Old Spanish
“Is that not a thing? The guys at the office told me it was a cool drink”
Funky Juice
“That’s my drink! I keep a thermos of it by my toilet! You misheard me”
